DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE

“I sleep in the nude because if anyone breaks into your house, I can’t think of anything more frightening than a naked 6’ 3” man coming at you.”

Reblogged 11 months ago from roguetimelord-deactivated201206 (Originally from brittaperry)
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    // Because, because yes. //
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    um. excuse me. wtf are you doing. srsly. anything more “frightening?” more like anything more exciting.
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    I would not be scared if he came running at me naked. I would run right back at him while ripping my clothes off haha
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    Oh my god he looks even better with a beard.
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