DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE

catching up on Night Vale now

flailing so hard I keep unplugging my headphones

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

ladyyatexel:

spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

ugh hallmark, why
They do this every year and I am just really interested in what they’ll do when they run out of moments in TOS to turn into ornaments, because I still want a light up Cardassian union symbol, or a Dax with fiber optic spots, or Leeta and Quark with a spinning Dabo wheel, or a half-transparent Odo mid-shift so he catches all the lights from the tree, or a Garak dressed in something really glittery or at least sewing it, or Bashir in his ridiculous shiny sports outfit or BASHIR AND GARAK HOLDING HANDS IN THE WIRE BECAUSE WHY NOT IF THIS MOMENT IS ORNAMENT-ABLE, or Damar with light-up Kanar, or a tiny fascinated Weyoun you can attach to a single light, or O’Brien wrapped in wires that blink with the tree lights OR ANYTHING ELSE FROM THE REST OF THE FRANCHISE MIGHTY FUCK I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY AND YOU DENY ME

I need this ornament

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe

venndigo:

your psychiatrist? serial killer.

your best friend’s dad? serial killer.

your pharmacist? serial killer.

the nice lady at the convenience store? serial killer.

the guy who looks at you funny? serial killer.

local surgeon? serial killer.

dorky medical student? serial killer.

guy who teaches your kid cello? serial killer.

grumpy retired guy down the street? serial killer.

guy you bump into on the subway? serial killer.

the nice massage therapist who makes her own honey? serial killer.

orderly at your local psychiatric hospital? serial killer.

shy guy who works at the museum? serial killer.

fbi agent who’s supposed to catch all these people? serial killer.

(x)

fearfortunewildcard:

Clint, no. That’s too many dogs. You have Avenger stuff to do. Stop.

fearfortunewildcard:

Clint, no. That’s too many dogs. You have Avenger stuff to do. Stop.

about the blogger

► Name ➔ laken campbell
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ probably

► Are you happy ➔ today
► Are you angry? ➔ usually
► Are you Italian ➔ some
► Are you German ➔ partly
► Are you Asian ➔ no
► Are you Irish ➔ mostly
► Are your parents still married ➔ nope

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Nyack, NY
► Hair Color ➔ brown w/ auburn hilights
► Eye Color ➔ usually green
► Birthday ➔ december 27
► Mood ➔ enraptured
 Gender ➔ nah
► Lefty or Righty ➔ righty
 Summer or winter ➔ winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔ late night

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ yes
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ me
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ idk, man
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ yes
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ no
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ how would I know
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ probs

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ iced tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ pepsi
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ night in
► Day or night ➔ night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

 Been caught sneaking out ➔never snuck out
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ lots of times
 Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ nah
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes
► Prank called a store ➔ yes
► Skipped school ➔ yes
► Wanted to disappear
 ➔ always

TEN PREFERENCES 

► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
 Light or dark hair ➔ dark
 Shorter or Taller ➔ taller
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ funny and poor


ABOUT ME

► Last phone call ➔ yesterday
► Last phone call you received ➔  yesterday

 Last person you hung out with ➔ Aron, kind of
► Last thing you ate ➔ rice pudding
► Last thing you drank ➔ water
 Last site you went to ➔ tumblr
► Last place you were ➔ my bed

FAMILY

 Do you and your family get along  ➔ for the most part
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ yah
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ kind of
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no

oh god

my roommate just walked in while I was trying to sing I’ll Cover You reprise

(/□\*)・゜

no one likes my angel slenderman :(

I knew [In The Flesh] was a beautiful, beautiful, original script. Beautifully written and it was very original and different from anything else., I knew that. But I didn’t quite expect the following it would gain around the world and stuff. That’s totally mad and really exciting.

castielonfire:

demonhunting:

demonhunting:

MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL

My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit

this is amazeballs

castielonfire:

demonhunting:

demonhunting:

MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL

My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit

this is amazeballs

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

lolamp5312:

The hours spent watching Jensen’s scenes in Days of our Lives have paid off. This is all I could ever ask for.

lolamp5312:

The hours spent watching Jensen’s scenes in Days of our Lives have paid off. This is all I could ever ask for.

queerdeanmonth:

August is Queer Dean Month!  Celebrate queer!Dean with headcanons, fanfiction, graphics, fan art, meta, and more.  Be sure to tag your creations with #queerdeanmonth so that we can reblog them and others can see!
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favorite queer relationships
favorite queer moments
AU
crossover ships
polyamory
gender identity
preseries dean
ace/aro spectrum

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queerdeanmonth:

August is Queer Dean Month!  Celebrate queer!Dean with headcanons, fanfiction, graphics, fan art, meta, and more.  Be sure to tag your creations with #queerdeanmonth so that we can reblog them and others can see!

Below are some optional themes/prompts to consider for the month; do one, do them all, pick and choose or do your own thing.

  • favorite queer relationships
  • favorite queer moments
  • AU
  • crossover ships
  • polyamory
  • gender identity
  • preseries dean
  • ace/aro spectrum

Remember that topics such as coming out, queerness related violence and mental health issues can be triggering for people— look out for your fellow fans by using content warnings!

Please reblog this to spread the word, and follow this blog for more queer!Dean!