DON'T MOCK MY WORLD TURTLE

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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Anonymous

I bet you’re pretty cute, too, nonnie!

Send me a couple stars

superwho-fandomstuck:

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = BLUE  EYES  ULTIMATE
DRAGON

deancas trip!verse: the one where cas falls, sammy goes back to college and dean is… well, he is himself. lately cas has been feeling down after being abandoned by his brothers and sisters, so dean decides it’s time for them to take a week off. he takes cas to the ocean and they snapchat sam about everything they do.

jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.

johnloock:

i need to draw more people so reblog this with your face tag in the tags and i will most probably draw you (*ノ・ω・)ノ

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

JM

glorft:

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defilerwyrm:

So…This happened on my dash, I though you might appreciate it.
Tom adds: ahahaha oh wow [art post]

defilerwyrm:

So…This happened on my dash, I though you might appreciate it.

Tom adds: ahahaha oh wow [art post]

deathbycoldopen:

You know, what’s truly ridiculous about Metatron’s “he’s in love with humanity” line is that it’s not just a bait and switch designed to get the audience to shout out WITH DEAN before Metatron says the second part; it’s that when it comes to Cas, Dean has always been the representation fo humanity and all that comes with it.

When Cas begins to express sympathy for humanity openly, he does it by expressing his sympathy for Dean.  When he comes back from being reconditioned in Heaven, he says that he doesn’t serve man, and that he certainly doesn’t serve Dean.  When he rebels, it’s because Dean reminded him of humanity and everything that would be lost if the apocalypse was allowed to happen.

As Cas as a character and his relationship with Dean developed, so too did Dean’s symbolic association with humanity.  In season 6 Dean isn’t so much equated as the representative of humanity, but rather someone who deserved to partake in the joys that humanity had to offer.  Similarly, seasons 7 and 8 featured a shift where Dean didn’t represent the whole of humanity from Cas’ perspective, but an individual whom Cas happened to care about specifically.  For example, the speech that motivates him to help take down the Leviathans is much more individualized than the speech in season 4 that led Cas to rebel; Cas also refers to Dean as a “good man,” in 8x17, and invariably his relationship with Dean is presented as a relationship between two individuals, rather than a more generalized rendering of a relationship between an angel and a human.

And then in season 9, we not only have Cas becoming a human himself for part of the season, we also have Metatron’s infamous line: “He’s in love… with humanity.”  So here we’ve come full circle, because Dean is once again being connected to the concept of being human (an ironic and powerful connection to his decided lack of humanity once he becomes a demon); but where in season 4 and 5 Dean was the representative of humanity, here we have humanity as a representation of Dean.  It’s an indication of Cas’ true state of mind, because the metaphor has been flipped: rather than channeling his affection for humanity through Dean, he is now channeling his affection for Dean through his care of humanity.

double-oh-heaven:

The Mummy + Text Posts

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.